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“Except, I couldn’t get very far” 😈😂😂😂 Ma’am this was BRILLIANT in EVERY way!!!! I was dying reading this, absolutely hilarious AND the takeaway is just so true… pay attention to the shit that does or doesn’t energetically align!!! My goodness that shit never lies. Thank you for being you and writing this!!! 😂🙏💕💕💕

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Ahhhh yay I'm so glad you loved it and thank you for your fabulous compliment 😊

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"Because hello every good girl eldest child has a praise Kink lol" holy shit if that ain't the truth! I don't really believe in the concept of one soulmate personally, but I do believe in great relationships, and a great sex life 😎

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YESSSS

Great sex is honestly an important ingredient to life!

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For most I think, absolutely. But it's not for everyone, so as long as everybody is matched up with someone they match with (a)sexually, life is great!

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Literally yes. 1000xs yes. This is so fucking important.

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It is, but somehow I see a lot of mismatches around!

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Me. Hi. I'm one lol I was with the wrong match for 15 years

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Same, in all my previous relationships. Until this one ❤️

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This was hilarious Taylor. Imagine you had a car accident and the cops found you lying there with that purple, sparkly dildo in your mouth, smelling of weed! I think it would be a first. Obviously you would be fine after the accident, just to be clear :-)

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🤣🤣🤣 that is EXACTLY what I imagined. Sadly I think that would have been completely on brand for me 🤣🤣🤣

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haha…

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